Megan Fox just crushed a lot of people’s dreams.  She told MTV that she would never do nudity.

Ugh, never!  That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex…I can’t ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film.  It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can’t. I just can’t.

Says the girl who once told Entertainment Weekly that when she was sixteen, “I was always übersexual…I was always wearing the smallest clothes I could find. I would go to the mall like that — in a short, short skirt and a giant wedge heel. That’s what you do when you’re a teenage girl in a small town.”  (Yeah, that’s what you do, Megan…if you’re a slutty teenage girl in a small town.)

But hey, whatever.  “One less reason to see Jennifer’s Body, I suppose,” Pretty-Scary says.  I agree.