While covering all things Transformers, you quickly realize there’s a disconnect: one moment, you’re talking about the newest toy leaks and reveling in that hunch that you’re the biggest geek ever, and the next moment, you’re writing a story that belongs in Us Weekly.

I guess it doesn’t hurt that said story gives you a good excuse to post a random hot picture of Megan Fox.

Anyway, Fox broke up with her longtime fiance Brian Austin Green.  Apparently she was paying attention to the ratings of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles and realized she didn’t want to hang onto somebody who was losing their job soon.  These days, you just have to make sacrifices, you know?

A (very fake) Megan Fox Twitter account had a pretty good quip:

Yes, it’s true, I found the best diet ever: I lost 200 lbs in one day.

Our apologies go out to Green, but don’t feel too bad for him: he has slept with Megan Fox, and you haven’t.